Work/life balance:

... is a joke. (at least for me)

Reason 1:
Any time I'm at work, I would rather be home playing with you! And I love my job. Really, I do.

Reason 2:
Any time I have work deadlines, I think about work even when I am at home.

Reason 3:
Work is not a 40 hour week when you commute an hour each way.

Reason 4:
I hate that I only get about 2 hours with you on the weekdays. Am I only a part-time parent?